- Go means go, stop means stop, left means left, right means right. Nothing is implied.
- It’s perfectly fine to have more than one.
- The tire bill is considerably less than a woman’s shoe bill.
- Aside from the fuel tank, its weight does not change.
- If you don’t like it anymore, you can sell it and get another. (Without going through hell)
- If you take good care of it, it’ll look the same as the day you got it.
- Too change it, you don’t have to talk to it, you just MODIFY it.
- Even a LARGE heavy one, can look sexy. You can have fun inside it and no one will think you’re weird.
- You can redress it with a new body kit for less than the cost of a wedding dress.
- You can give it accessories whenever you feel like it, irrespective of birthdays, anniversaries, etc.
- It never asks questions about it’s rear.
- The airbags are not just for decoration, they save your life.
- Regardless of the time of day, season, day of the month, it is ready to give you a ride when you want it.
- Every year, it only asks for new oil, not jewellery.
- Ever now and then, you’ll be able to drive a friend’s one, without any guilt.
NOTE: These are just observations! I still like women but these observations make sense of why guys like cars. Just sayin! BzeroB